complete - ness/paula request.

Old drabble request for Nesu.

Tragedy
"Paula," Ness began, voice thickened with emotion, eyes etched with a sort of misery that made the girl's heart dance to an agonizing song. "My balls haven't dropped yet."

"..."

Fluff
"Your hair feels all fluffy like Jeff's tush, Paula."

"I don't even want to begin a conversation on why you know how fluffy his butt is."

"He has no PP. I gave him sympathy."

"Go home, Ness."

UST (It all goes into the same place, anyways..)
"Stop denying my needs, woman. I can't stand it anymore."

"I can't stand it either!"

"Then shut up and bend over, already!"

"Ness, you realize I'm only dressed up as Paula to trick you, right?"

"Yes, Lucas, and that is okay with me."

Angst
"My dog is such a wuss..," Ness mumbled to himself, drawling circles in the ground as he leaned against the pencil-shaped rock that burned with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. "Was I really that bad of an owner?"

Paula shook her head. "No, you're a bad leader all together."

Ness frowned. "Thanks, galfran. That picked me right up."

She merely smiled.

Confusion
Ness walked over to Poo, whom appeared to be eating some delicacy of his country that, to him, looked like burnt turd. Normally, he would ask Jeff questions, but Jeff was being molested by Tony right now, so he went to Poo. Even if Poo has the lowest IQ of the group, he was a very wise Asian.

"Hey, Poo," Ness began, averting the prince's attention off his feces-thing to him. "Why does Paula make my pants feel like they're dancing?"

"Because she's a girl."

"Oh, that makes sense. Why do you have the lowest IQ again?"

"...I wasn't able to learn how to read with all you crackers' getting salt in my eyes."

Fourside (A.K.A. WHY NESS KNOWS HOW FLUFFY JEFF'S BUTT IS)

Jeff stared. Ness stared back. Paula just stayed kidnapped or whatever.

"Y'know...," the Chosen One began. "I always thought you were like a mini-James Bond. I find that attractive."

"I always thought you were the most handsome/gorgeous kid ever myself, Ness," Jeff replied, unnaturally not-shy like he is described on that statue in the first Smash Bros.

So then they did things, all whilst Paula was involved so this was Ness/Paula somehow. Maybe Ness's underwear was Paula's panties. Who knows.

Romance
Ness kissed Paula on the cheek. She could not handle the intense emotions that rolled off the handsome kid from Onett, so she short-circuited. The miracle only lasted for a few moments.

"KOKORO?"

Hippies
"For my birthday, I want a hippie."

Ness stared at Paula like she grew a second head. "Why?"

Paula got a blank look, as if accusing Ness of his stupidity for not knowing the answer already. "So I can rebel against all this non-psychedelic behavior that Giygas keeps rockin' to."

"..Can he give me disco lessons?"

PSI (Insert Favorite Thing Here)

"PSI MOTHER OMEGA!"

"Why does he like his mother so much? He can't fight in battle because of her, his favorite thing is her, his favorite food is something she makes..?" Jeff whispered to Paula as Ness SMMMAAAASSSHHHED some alien device Giygas pooped out to fight them.

Paula's voice sounded like she was going through puberty, "Let's just say his father wasn't really around to tell him how to be a man. Like, one who crushes after girls his own age.."

Jeff felt a little strange...

Time-Travel
"You know, Paula, that robot body of yours is hot. I want to feel it with my soul."

"Nice try, Ness."